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BREAKING: Kid Rock sues Trump Admin for Unauthorized use of Music, calls Trump "Woke" for choosing Trans Running Mate

 Recently over THIRTY musical artists came out against the Donald Trump Administration for unauthorized use of music on his campaign trail - some of whom are suing him. But one name we never expected to join that list was Kid Rock. Has he gone Woke? No... according to him, quite the opposite.

Mr Rock (no relation to the wrestler) making the announcement.

 "I am sickened by [the Trump Administration] choosing closet Transgender J.D. Vance as the Vice President. I used to think [President] Trump had family values, but the only thing he values is Money even if that means embracing Wokeness," Mr Rock said. Kid Rock is of course referring to the recent photo leaks of J.D. Vance in full drag attire. The photos were released by who Vance claims is his former "Transgender roommate", however the person in question claims "of course we were lovers, it was a one bedroom apartment!"


J.D. Vance

 Prior to the leaks, J.D. Vance courted controversy when a moment from his auto-biographical "Hilbilly Elegy" surfaced wherein he committed sexual acts on a couch. Prominent Evangelical pastors signed a petition to the Trump Administration, urging them to drop Vance, criticizing the assault as "an unnatural relationship in the eyes of god".

 Vance has yet to comment on the photos of his time living as a Transwoman, but many conservatives - who aren't so fond of the big city ways - continue to question Vance's reform back to a cismale as he is widely believed to continue wearing eyeliner.

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