Despite allegedly paying a minor in the Philippines to torture and kill baby monkeys, friends say Philip Colt Moss was a pretty cool guy.
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"He was the best wingman because he would totally talk you up to the hot girl, and never complain about getting stuck with the fatty. Besides he could smash a hottie whenever he wanted and didn't have anything to prove," said an old college roommate.
He totally could, but is willing to take one for the team anyway.
"I guess you could say we all have flaws, but overall Phil was a standup guy, he even has a cool middle name and is great in bed," says your mom also you lost the game.