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J.D. Vance's Bimboification Inspires Transwomen, Draws Bigotry from "Progressives"

"Bimboification is an important trans subcultural phenomenon that allows transwomen to [express how they really perceive women] in a totally wholesome way that uplifts trans and cis women alike," claimed one adherent in the TikTok Bimboification movement.

"We just wear bleach blonde wigs, load on makeup, and push up large [unsymmetrical tits with male nipples], and act dumb. We're essentially telling society that we don't owe society the need to be smart, being pretty is enough."

But one Bimboification proponent has stood out amongst the crowd, Republican Vice President Candidate J.D. Vance who shared two bimboification photos from his younger years.

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"From 12 year old boy, to hot blonde bimbo! "


The photos were made public by J.D. Vance's former roommate and pajama party bestie, a fellow Transwoman."[Vance] put his heart into it, but some girls are just more blessed than others, and J.D.'s twink days quickly dwindled."

Blondes have more fun.

Running mate Donald Trump came out in support of Vance, perhaps not surprising considering the former President's decades of public support of trans Bimboification.

Trump motorboating a Transwoman bimbo.

Vance spoke about his past on a recent episode of CBS's Face the Nation, including the moment he hung up with wig for good upon hitting twink death - an emotionally difficult moment in every bottom twink's life.

"It's unavoidable, you go from the cute ladyboy to the freak-like balding man with stubble before you know it. Mid 20's if you're lucky," Vance said. "I hope one day science can extend that wall to at least 30, so we're on par with women," he said hopefully.

Progressives have used the occasion to start a campaign of hatred around J.D. Vance, laughing at his beard stubble, poorly done wigline, and overuse of eyeliner. "It hurts to see the hatred, but I'm tired of hiding," Vance said in a fake Appalachian accent - bravely embracing the photos publicly, "I refuse to act yella and pretend the photos don't exist. Would you really want to elect a hypocritical coward?"

As cultures from around the globe embrace Bimboification, some supporters supporters hope that the trend can lead to international unity, and even maybe one day world peace.


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A beautiful foreign Trans Bimbo, you're gay if you wouldn't.

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